YARD SALE

I was driving in the car with Easton today when he says to me:

Easton:Mom I want to make a really big sign that says YARD SALE in really big letters on it... wouldn't that be fun?

Me:Why?

Easton:We've never had one.

Me: Do you even know what a yard sale is?

Easton: Yah, it's when you cut all your grass and sell it to someone else! Or lift up your whole yard grass and give it to someone, it's cool!

Me:But then we wouldn't have any grass.

Easton: Duh mom you just grow more grass!